The truth hurts—and then it cries at 3AM. This “Backrubs Can Lead to People” onesie is the perfect blend of comedy and cotton. It’s a brutally honest, hilariously relatable gift that new parents didn’t know they needed (but will definitely appreciate).
Too Real. Too Funny.
High-Impact Humor: Statement print that gets laughs *and* nods of agreement
Comfy Cotton Fabric: Soft enough for all-day wear and late-night feedings
Snap Closures: Fast outfit changes when reality hits... again
US Sizes 0–24M: For tiny humans born of backrubs and bad timing
Instant Favorite Gift: Perfect for baby showers, new dads, and brutally honest baby registries
Gift it while your friends still think parenting is going to be “chill.”
