All hail the tiny ruler of chaos. This “First of My Name, Sleepless of Nights, Pooper of Pants” onesie is a legendary ode to late-night feedings, royal blowouts, and newborn supremacy. With a throne-worthy background and jersey-soft comfort, it’s perfect for babies who rule the realm (and your sleep schedule).
For House No-Sleep, First of Their Line
Epic Graphic: Thrones-inspired print with a majestic (and messy) twist
Soft Jersey Cotton: Comfy enough for court naps and royal tantrums
Snap Closure: Swift changes between battles (aka blowouts)
US Sizes 0–24M: Fit for the tiniest heir to your caffeine empire
Legendary Gift: Ideal for baby showers, fandom-loving parents, and sleep-deprived royalty
Bend the knee—and maybe toss one in your cart before winter (or bedtime) comes.
