Brutally honest, unapologetically adorable. This “I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me” onesie is a guaranteed conversation starter—and probably a few side-eyes at the family cookout. Made from soft cotton and savage humor, it's perfect for babies with big opinions and zero filters.
Not for the Faint of Face
Bold Graphic Print: Let the onesie say what everyone’s thinking
Soft Cotton Comfort: Gentle on sensitive baby skin, even if the message isn’t
Snap Closure: For fast exits when things get... awkward
US Sizes 0–24M: From newborn truth-tellers to toddler roasters
Baby Shower Hit: Perfect for friends with thick skin and a dark sense of humor
Add to cart now—before Uncle Bob tries to hold the baby again.
